Bits, Bytes, and Bourbon @DecryptedTech
A Technology Journalist and cybersecurity professional. I have a mission to remove the marketing-speak from the information people receive in their news. decryptedtech.com Joined July 2010-
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Microsoft (and other big companies) talk of responsible disclosure as a shared responsibility to protect consumers/customers... How about responsible marketing as a shared responsibility to protect consumers/customers?
It never was, but the marketing at the time (and even today) leaves this part out so people buy into it... FUD and FOMO are powerful drugs to the "$C-Suite" when the actual costs are left out or obfuscated...
The promise of cutting headcount for efficiencies with high subsidies of token usage no longer a reality.
@WahlenPMattias True Story.
The reality of Modern Cybersecurity and IT Operations is that you can run almost anything you want in your environment with the proper (and correctly configured) controls, guardrails, and restrictions. The problem is that no one really wants to spend the time, money or staff on doing the latter... they only want to do the former.
@fillagrew True story...
@vxunderground I wonder what they will rename Autopilot Reset in Imtune?
250 years of hard work invadergirlart.com/collections/or…
CEO - Satya Nadella told me we could use OpenClaw in our enterprise environment... Narrator - The CEO missed the hidden asterisk which, basically, said, no you can't
@NathanMcNulty @ZackKorman When the joke is no longer the joke and is just truth so absurd it is funny.
This is the sad reality of things. (You know the whole satire has a kernel of truth.. but when the satire is the truth...) The FUD and FOMO marketing has caused this harm.
@ZackKorman CEO: The man named Dario on my really nice TV told me, personally, that AI can replace all my expensive employees and get 24/7/365 output
"It was terrible! I didn't know if my next meal, or belly rub was going to happen!" Says emotional dog.
Where shopping is a pleasure...
This could be justified... have you smell fish in the microwave?!?!
Officer Arrested For Pointing Gun At Fellow Cop Who Microwaved Fish In Break Room notthebee.com/article/office…
This is Lucy. She is the only being on earth allowed to chew with their mouth open. Encouraged even. 12/10
@matthewdmarsden Dry Tortugas?
Cybersecurity hawk is judging those of you running AI Agents in your environment while you are still putting off passkeys...
... um... i mean... ok...
@HackingLZ LIke a Hydra it is one vuln down, two more take its place.
@kmcnam1 He is too centered to have lost all CSS...
@HackingDave I have your time machine manual to get to you
Bob Pelletier @pnwpelletier
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Dailen @dailen
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Onur Küçük @zaburt
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Sam @prolificbytes
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William Schaub @WilliamSchaub8
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Jimmy Fallon @JimmyFal
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Warren H. Cohn @WarCo1
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Joel Macklow @joelmacklow
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PowerShell Young Team... @PoSHYoungTeam
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The Adam Parsons Proj... @AdamParsonz
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Mike @theomegabit
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DS @dsnakenbacon
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The Android root advo... @666archhwh
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Tom Robbins @RobbinsTom4867
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ROCKET MAN 🚀 @ELONMUSKTE7i
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Lágrim@ @MythicaSince202
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sudox @kmcnam1
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